Whose the Slowest Snail on the Gridiron?
It's a real challenge to crown a single snail as the slowest in the gridiron league. These escargot athletes are known for their sluggish pace, making it impossible to definitively rank them. Some might say that quarterback Jimbo, with his slo-mo advances, is the prime candidate. But don't write off Timmy the center, who consistently drags behind o